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	<title>Jesse Brede &#187; Funny</title>
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		<title>Cee Lo Green &#8211; FUCK YOU &#8211; Music Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Brede</dc:creator>
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Too dope to pass up, this song has been stuck in my head for a week now and has the internets all a buzz.
Cee Lo Green &#8211; Fuck You
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<p>Too dope to pass up, this song has been stuck in my head for a week now and has the internets all a buzz.</p>
<p><a href="http://jessebrede.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fuck_you.mp3">Cee Lo Green &#8211; Fuck You</a></p>
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		<title>Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Brede</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is some FUNNY ISHT.  Tiger Woods&#8217; Voicemail Slow Jam Remix.  Man o Man is this guy in a heap of Poop.  Its so fun to make fun.


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<p>This is some FUNNY ISHT.  Tiger Woods&#8217; Voicemail Slow Jam Remix.  Man o Man is this guy in a heap of Poop.  Its so fun to make fun.</p>
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		<title>Deadmau5 feat. Rob Swire &#8211; Ghosts n Stuff Music Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Brede</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out Deadmau5's video for Ghosts n Stuff.]]></description>
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<p>I like the sillyness of this video.  Of course, this is one of Deadmau5&#8217;s biggest tracks.  I like the added vocal, makes the track worth having a video.</p>
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<a href="http://www.blastro.com/artists/artistpage/Deadmau5.html">Deadmau5 feat. Rob Swire &#8211; Ghosts n Stuff</a><br />
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		<title>Steve Porter &#8211; Katt Williams Weed Remix</title>
		<link>http://jessebrede.com/wordpress/2009/12/02/steveporter-weedremi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Brede</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Remix from Steve Porter of Katt Williams talking about Weed.  Steve is hilarious, I can personally attest to his HILARITY.  ]]></description>
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<p>New Remix from <a title="Steve Porter" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/djsteveporter" target="_blank">Steve Porter </a>of Katt Williams talking about Weed.  Steve is hilarious, I can personally attest to his HILARITY.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I brought him down to Austin in 2008 for a gig.  The next day we hung out for a bit, took him to Whole Foods and Amy&#8217;s Ice Cream, some of Austin&#8217;s finest food and ended up at Lucy In Disguise, a costume shop, where I tried on a pink Tu Tu for Burning Man.  He was cracking jokes the whole time.  This was before he did the Slap Chop Remix and I have to say, his profile is huge since doing these remixes.  I heard that the Slap Chop people liked the video so much that it was even shown on TV as a commercial.  Good for him, here&#8217;s to your success.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Flyer from his Austin show:</p>
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		<title>LSD Propaganda Videos &#8211; Hilarious</title>
		<link>http://jessebrede.com/wordpress/2009/11/10/lsd-propoganda/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:34:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Brede</dc:creator>
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I love these old scare films.  BE SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!



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<p>I love these old scare films.  BE SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Kanye West vs. APC 40</title>
		<link>http://jessebrede.com/wordpress/2009/09/29/kanye-west-vs-apc-40/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Brede</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kanye&#8217;s stunt at the MTV music awards was so clearly a publicity stunt by VIACOM.  I refused to even talk about it with anyone for the first week.  I found this on glitch.fm and thought I&#8217;d repost it and share it.  Oh how I love internet Memes.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kanye&#8217;s stunt at the MTV music awards was so clearly a publicity stunt by VIACOM.  I refused to even talk about it with anyone for the first week.  I found this on glitch.fm and thought I&#8217;d repost it and share it.  Oh how I love internet Memes.</p>
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		<title>Get your NBA on</title>
		<link>http://jessebrede.com/wordpress/2009/06/04/get-your-nba-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Brede</dc:creator>
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NBA finals start today.  Their commercials have me hooked on the Kanye West song &#8220;Amazing&#8221;.  Check out the remake: Kno of CunninLynguists &#8211; &#8220;Caucasian&#8221;

The original on Blastro.com:
Kanye West feat. Young Jeezy &#8211; AmazingFree Videos at www.blastro.com
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<p>NBA finals start today.  Their commercials have me hooked on the Kanye West song &#8220;Amazing&#8221;.  Check out the remake: Kno of CunninLynguists &#8211; &#8220;Caucasian&#8221;</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YcVEDCqKNz0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YcVEDCqKNz0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
<p>The original on Blastro.com:<br />
<img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.11NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyNDQxNDQ4MTQ5ODQmcHQ9MTI*NDE*NDgxODMxMiZwPTEwNzUxJmQ9a2FueWV3ZXN*ZnlvdW5namVlenlhbWF6aW5nJmc9MSZ*PSZvZj*w.gif" /><embed src="http://www.blastro.com/videocodes/8fe5620a2551f9359de03a56834bd220/kanyewestfyoungjeezyamazing.swf" quality="high" width="320" height="285" name="movie" align="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br /><a href="http://www.blastro.com/artists/artistpage/Kanye+West.html">Kanye West feat. Young Jeezy &#8211; Amazing</a><br /><a href="http://www.blastro.com">Free Videos</a> at <a href="http://www.blastro.com">www.blastro.com</a></p>
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		<title>Cleveland Promos</title>
		<link>http://jessebrede.com/wordpress/2009/05/06/cleveland-promos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 08:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Brede</dc:creator>
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My buddy Casey is moving to Cleveland soon, this ones for him.  I got these off the Laughing Squid.
We all know Cleveland sucks, but I guess not as bad as Detroit does.


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<p>My buddy Casey is moving to Cleveland soon, this ones for him.  I got these off the <a href="http://laughingsquid.com/page/2/" target="_blank">Laughing Squid</a>.</p>
<p>We all know Cleveland sucks, but I guess not as bad as Detroit does.</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oZzgAjjuqZM&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></p>
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		<title>Hipsters in Space</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 08:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Brede</dc:creator>
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		<title>Maynard sells wine in Austin, Heavy Metal Parking Lot Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 15:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
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A few weeks ago, I got a text from a buddy saying Maynard would be doing a wine signing at Whole Foods in Austin.  I&#8217;m a big fan and enjoy red wine as much as the next guy so I figured why not.  I head to Whole Foods with my buddy Alex and [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">A few weeks ago, I got a text from a buddy saying <a href="http://www.caduceus.org/">Maynard would be doing a wine signing</a> at Whole Foods in Austin.  I&#8217;m a big fan and enjoy red wine as much as the next guy so I figured why not.  I head to Whole Foods with my buddy Alex and we pick up a number, I think I was number 265 or something.  At around 5:30, we head back up to Whole Foods to find a parking lot of Tool fans, young and old.  Lots of black tshirts and pants, chains, tats and piercings.  Alex and I waited in line for close to an hour and a half, right before we got to get our bottles signed, Maynard takes a break.  Waited another 20 minutes and finally got to meet him.  I had been to LA a few weeks back and had gone to Silverlake Wine with my buddy Tyler who lives in Silverlake now.  Apparently, Maynard sold some of his first cases of wine to Silverlake Wine and the side story to that is pretty hilarious but I&#8217;ll save that for another time.  I walk up to Maynard and explain that I had met a buddy of his and he gives me an expected smart ass answer of, &#8220;Oh, yeah, how was he?&#8221;, I say good and not having any else to say, take my $120 worth of wine and leave.  All that being said, Maynard wasn&#8217;t rude or mean, I think he probably just gets fed up with some of the people that are coming to worship/see him.  On the other hand, he also probably drove away with a dump truck of money that day so I&#8217;m not gonna burst into tears anytime soon.  All that being said, watch this great video of a movie call <em><a href="http://www.heavymetalparkinglot.com/">&#8220;Heavy Metal Parking Lot&#8221;</a></em>.  God Bless  Rock and Fucking Roll.</p>
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